The French Woman
There is this lovely french woman that brings her cats to us at the clinic.
When she talks it’s loud and accented. She kind of talks as if she is singing opera.
I always love the adjectives she chooses to use in normal situations.
One time she went on a work trip to some tropical location where she had time between the conference to explore and sight see. When she got back from the trip I asked her how it went…
She told me that the first night they were there the dinner just went through her system the wrong way, and resulted in her not leaving the hotel bathroom for almost the whole trip.
but the way she said it was so pleasant and proper that it wasn’t until she left that I realized she basically told me she had diarrhea the whole trip, and it was not very fun.
How do the french make things so classy???? Like c’mon!
